Saturday, October 07, 2006
Y'know you're pathetic when...|
- You take your foster dog to an adoption appointment and try to talk up any other dog but the one you brought, your precious girl, even though you know they'll be a good home.
As long as they remember the daily walkies.
- You almost post a razzing nasty comment on someone's blog who's bragging about their fancy new hybrid and their supposedly fuel efficient mileage to say something like: "Diesel! B!TCH! Run with more torque, more efficiency; I can run biodiesel and you choke on your fucking fossilfuel dependent smarmy hybrid!" I'm sorry, but does any one else remember when the Prius had something like a topspeed of 70mph, cost $30,000, and was built out of an ECHO!?! Terrible crash test rating, and who names a car after a DIMINISHED REPRODUCTION?! We waited 18 months for our jetta wagon with a TDI engine, and I don't regret it at all. If you want to know more about the TDI, click here.
If you want to know more about breaking dependence on fossil fuel, click here. (BTW, I got home from our big bear weekend with over a third of a tank left) If you want to see a little bit of internet empathy in my pissiness, and click on some linky goodness that might get you all frustrated about the better engines on the market in Europe, click here.
- You notice a gigantic mistake in your knitting, a mistake which destroys the symmetry of the project, run the stitches back down to fix it, reknit the stitches, realise you only ripped down to just right above the huge many-rowed mistake, run the stitches back down to below the mistake to actually fix it, reknit it...run triumphantly to the blog to post the pic of the mistake for a whole beliedat! moment and realise...that you'd posted a pic of the huge mistake before. And no one said anything.
What the f_ck is wrong with you people?!? You call yourself knitters!!!!?!!!
Y'all suck. You could have saved me from knitting something like six or so rows!!!
- In case you don't know me well enough to know, here's a frickin' emoticon:
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